Terrible Dad Jokes

Howdy time for a return to form and some regular black and white funny short stories. This one is from when we all went to scarborough and we were sat in a restaurant and my dad let loose with his usual crappy jokes. There is a whole wealth of laughs to be had from random stuff he has said in the past. Even if were laughing at him rather than with him.



If like Nikki you also didn't get the joke, than i shall explain. It's because American Indians were put in reservations while new people were taking over the colonies etc. However its got double meaning cos he could have reserved a table. Yeah I know it wasn't funny in the first place... least of all when you explain it. Enjoy, tatty byes!